I Belive You Mean Doctor Whom

johnwartson:

ritchandspace:

Dude, Peter Capaldi totally refused to flirt with Clara in the new series.

Damn, I’m so ready for this.

In that same article he states that he’s going to make the story line less confusing and over the top and focus on the plot. I think I’m in love. 

(via otterly-sherlocked)

deansloverboy:

snapchatting:

a $15 gift card to Louis Vuitton

*buys a piece of dust floating in the air*

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wanktissue:

its so weird to call it the “mall”

in australia we are very creative

we call one store a “shop”

and many stores “the shops”

(Source: flubberwasanokmovie, via heyfunniest)

eeveez:

you have no proof that i am not at least one of the members of daft punk

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laptopped:

"you’re all posers" i say to the models. they are very good at their job

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straight couple: *make out in public at random intervals in weird places*

straight couple: *grabs each other's asses in public*

straight couple: *are not in any way inconspicuous about the fact that they are feeling each other up in public*

gay couple: *holds hands in public*

straight people: that is VILE and it is CORRUPTING my entire FAMILY. my grandmother is crying. my children have all shit their pants at the same time. WHO WILL THINK OF THE CHILDREN

lamelohan:

shut up mom im trying to focus on my blogging

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

nevvzealand:

i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around

(Source: moseby, via destiel-sherlocked-the-tardis)

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

(via naturallywholocked)

sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other

(Source: amovible, via jecklesfreckles)

rincewindsapprentice:

Some people love to shut down people who talk about trans and intersex issues by saying that they’re “only 1% of the population” and thus can be ignored since they “aren’t statistically significant enough.”

By that logic, we can now systematically ignore:

  • Redheads
  • The entire state of Rhode Island
  • Anyone who makes over $500,000 a year
  • Pacific Islanders
  • Australia

(via destiel-sherlocked-the-tardis)

neutralnewt:

iiiarclight:

how to be cool

A) cool sunglasses emoji
B)

is that a god damn pun. in emoticon format

(via jecklesfreckles)

neptunain:

there need to be more “fuck you” type songs that arent breakup songs because there are plenty of people who deserve the bird that aren’t exes

(via naturallywholocked)

scottish:

i hate it when u stop being friends w someone or u break up w someone cos uve got all this information about them like at the back of ur mind like their birthday or their favorite game or whatever, and even years later things will come up and you’ll think about that person and its like. oh. and it never really Stops

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polemccartney:

and the winner is……….leonardo……….da vinci!!! congratulations on mona lisa

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